A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says.
"Just get the hell out."
2 comments:
own3d. honey got own3d.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the guy next to him, "Hey, you wanna hear a good Polish joke?"
"Listen pal," the guy says back, "I'm Poland's Kickboxing champion. My two friends here are both world ranked Judo masters, and they're Polish too. You still wanna tell that joke?"
"No," replies the man, "I don't feel like explaining it three times."
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