ive done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing

a wish for 2006 ;)

youre falling out of reach, defying gravity, i know youre out there somewhere out there

I just had to share- made me laugh ;)

somethings gotta go wrong cos im feeling way too damn good

awake but still i'm dreaming and never waking up

Chris mk III actually argued with me last night about the usage and differences of to and too.
i'm not a stickler for grammar or spelling (which is REALLY obvious from just reading this blog) but when i told him he forgot an o to his sentence of "This one to"... the shit hit the fan.
i dont even remember the reasoning he told me, i just saw his mouth moving- heard nothing- and thought to myself ..."you're right... why would *I* know?"...
i really only wanted him to correct his sign because everyone thinks the nightcrew is mentally retarded, and they dont need any more ammo against us- then all i said was "too as in also".
after a few more minutes passed of his explaining, none of which i remember, i was thinking that my professor for my baccalaureate writing seminar would be smacking himself in the forehead- and then smacking me for working retail, and then i actually envisioned my AP English teachers for junior and senior year shaking their heads at me. by this point, i must have had a look of disgust because he actually conceded the fight. i was amazed because he never does that, and always needs to have the last word- after he turns and starts to walk away. (i'm waiting for another round of "who gets the last word" because i've decided to just say the most random shit ever like "puppies are cute" or "i drive a car" and hopefully leave him too confused to respond.
now, i kinda wanted to give him the tshirt that says "YOUR RETARDED".
*hopes anyone who just read that gets it*
i think it just bugs me a little more than usual because he's always going on about how he has a really high IQ (i dont remember the number), which to him translates into "i can do no wrong."
i scored a 146 when i was tested- and im not going to argue anything unless i am 1000% sure i know what the hell im talking about. but, i dont really argue with anyone about anything. i just let the rage burn inside me, waiting for a later date at which i will respond with shotgun justice.

on another note, tony (uncle of the drug dealing gangsta) said i look like a barbie doll when i take my glasses off. this is also the guy that apparently likes to choke women during sex, gets drunk and does golden showers (and i quote "you ain't neva got drunk and pissed on no one?"), and had the idea of knocking me out with boxes from the overhead so i wont put up a fight. (thanks for the insight, T.)

actually...
i think he can stay at least 10 yards away from me.
*watches for falling boxes

well i lie and im easy all of the time but im never sure when i need you pleased to meet you

*stern voice*
Jooooohhhnnnn... are you trying to start a "im going to drive my car through the front fucking window" movement? it's starting to take hold.
now they just need to go through kmart, toys r us, dicks sporting goods, babbages....

will we burn in heaven, like we do down here

is misery made beautiful right before our eyes
mercy be revealed
or blind us where we stand...


the last couple days have been very
O.0
>.<
o.O

ugh.

actually... it's bedtime. i need this day to end.
nothing huge- just a lot of little things adding up into one psychotic fit waiting to happen.
and could anyone tell me why, for no apparent reason, would someone just start talking with a slight british accent. (a bad one, at that)

i swear, you meet the weirdest fuckin people on 3rd shift.

yeah... bed.

im out like the fat kid in dodge ball.




She gets mad
and she starts to cry
she takes a swing but she can't hit
she dont mean no harm
she just dont know
what else to do about it

i hear you label me a liar cause i cant seem to get this through.. you say its over i can sigh again, yeah

Welcome to the Dance Floor...

so let's all make believe..

honestly, i was never really all that hungry, hungry

wash your hands clean of yourself, maniac, step down

Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart

> +70°F (21°C) and above > Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. > People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

> +60°F (16°C) > North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. > People in Michigan plant gardens.

> +50°F (10°C) > Californians shiver uncontrollably. > People in Michigan sunbathe.

> +40°F (4°C) > Italian & English cars won't start. > People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

> +32°F (0°C) > Distilled water freezes. > Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

> +20°F (-7°C) > Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. > People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

> +10°F (-12°C) > Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. > People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

> 0°F (-18°C) > People in Miami all die... > Michiganders lick the flagpole.

> -20°F (-29°C) > Californians fly away to Mexico. > People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

> -40°F (-40°C) > Hollywood disintegrates. > The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

> -60°F (-51°C) > Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. > Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold > enough.

> -80°F (-62°C) > Mt. St. Helens freezes. > People in Michigan rent some videos.

> -100°F (-73°C) > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. > Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

> -297°F (-183°C) > Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. > Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

> -460°F (-273°C) > ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). > People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

> -500°F (-296°C) > Hell freezes over. > The Lions win the Super Bowl

ha ha! dangly parts

*giggles*
"booze money"
hehe

what if i missed you, you got caught in the sun

sorry john, your dead hooker started to smell, so i threw it out- ;)

Save some face, you know you've only got one, change your ways, while you're young, Smile like you mean it

Why rant? I've decided to say fuck it, and instead go with things that make me happy. I hope they make you happy, too. Gwen Stefani, Kiera Knightley, Shakira, Drew Barrymore, Shoo from S.E.S., Smashing Pumpkins, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, Oasis, and Hyde from L'arc~en~Ciel.

I apparently have a twin named Tiffany who also has the same glasses.

One assumption I was correct about was that Myron is a drug dealer, so... one point for me?

*tallys it

a chica- cherry cola...

Hold me please, sister sweetly, Give to me, a place in paradise

This is in The Suburban Connection- holiday savings guide of coupons,flyers, etc. There is no acknowledgement of who wrote it, or why it's in there, nestled inbetween Dolly's Pizza and Lakes Baptist Church. I thought I'd share.


Holiday Tips to Help You Avoid Prision
Make evert effort to live in peace with all men. Hebrews 12:14

The problem with the holidays is that everybody wants to get together, so you have to fight traffic and then bite your tongue once you arrive. When people call to say "Let's get together for the holidays." Say, "You are dead to me." They'll ask you what you're talking about several times, but just keep repeating that phrase over and over again--- "You are dead to me." Eventually, they will hang up.
However, since you've actually been a rational person most of your life, your relatives may think it was a wrong number and show up anyway. If this happens, here are some tips to help you survive and preserve their lives.

* Visitation hours. Hire a nurse to parade around the house while the in-laws are visiting. enjoy their company. When you've had enough, give the nurse her signal. She'll approach everyone and say in that disinterested nurse-tone, "I'm sorry, visiting hours are over." They'll look perplexed, but no one argues with a bossy nurse.
* Gift Indicators. You don't want to hurt the feelings of your in-laws by telling them how much you hated the gift they gave you. So, if you want to avoid saying anything to them about their defective gifting abilities, but stull want to drop a hint about your dissatisfaction, here's a holiday idea. Get two boxes, one large and one small. Decorate them with wrapping paper if you like. hten male two signs to attach to the boxes. Write "Good gifts" on one and "Bad Gifts" on the other. After you open their gift, look at them and say as you normally would, "Thank you so much. It's wonderful." Then toss it in the box that says " Bad Gifts." This way you don't have to say anything to hurt their feelings, but you still give them a little hint.
* House Rules. Even adults will obey your house rulkes as long as they understand what the rules are. Holidays are expensive and since everyone is used to spending loads of cash, a good idea when rlatives and in-laws are visiting is to present them with a bill at the end of their stay. When they ask "What's this for?" Say, "What? You think I wait on people for free?"
*Their other half. When just one in-law presents a problem, the other members of the family can always get together and have them committed to an institution, but just for the holidays, of course. Or sometimes during the holiday dinners it's just the one person who says something inappropriate enough to make the dressing even soggier. Jen, 32 of the New York City area, has a might-be mother-in-law who spoke-- wishfully-- about "the grandchildren" at the holiday table, mortifying Jen and her not-yet-fiance'. Once the might-be mother-in-law realizes that Jen is mortified by the thought of children, she might say tactfully, "Woah! Red flag! Any 32 year old woman who is mortified by the thought of children--- can you say narcissism? Yeah, say it while you're dropping her off, Son!"
* Get Away. When the in-laws visit for several weeks at the holidays this is a good time to take your family vacation. "Yes, we'd love you to come to our home for the holidays--- we'll be in Florida--- so make yourselves at home."
* Middle Ground. With larger families all the celebrations between October and December can become overwhelming so it's important to find ways to compromise. For instance, your in-laws may have a large Thanksgiving celebration where everyone is expected to attend. Instead of having dinner and dessert at your in-laws, you can always have Thanksgiving dinner at home and then for dessert drive past your in-laws home on the way to Dairy Queen. There are ways of finding a middle ground.

wheres my gangstas and all my thugs, throw them hands up and show some love, and welcome to detroit city

just cos i think its funny

So string up the lights and light the tree, we're damned for all eternity

but for just one day all is well,
it's christmastime in hell!

http://media.putfile.com/WizardsofWinter-SM

its a question of not letting what we've been through crumble to dust

one word.

WOW.

this could have been about a lot of things, but its not so dont stop and try to look for a message

you heard so many things you couldnt recall,
but this time i swear its not about anything at all


i keep forgetting i have this whole blog thing wrong.

i either need to

1) start selling something
2) post pictures of cats i own which would necessitate 2b) purchasing cats
or
3) start posting pictures of naked chicks


i'll think it over and get on that...

if i pick you up, would you drag me down? if i run to you, would you turn around?

i was going to post a couple days ago about what people wanted for christmas.
eric wants 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep. andrew wants to finish a project he has been working on. my christmas wish was for my car to start up every morning, without fail.

currently, my car is sitting in the west oaks II parking lot, where it has been for the last 2 days. i would make Rainbow Brite proud with the prism-like swirls that extend in a 5 yard radius out from my car all over the pavement. hopefully it will be towed today, and hopefully brian's dad will be able to make it drivable again.
just last week, when the winds were really bad during the night, a tree branch fell on the front of my mom's car. it hit just the very front, and she ended up driving over it, lodging underneath her car. she pulled off the road and attempted to pull out as much tree as possible- but it had impaled her radiator and messed up some other stuff i dont remember. $400 and a favor later from brian's dad her car is back on the road, but she was deciding against having christmas because she didnt have the spending money to pull it off. of course, the daughters jump into action. sunday, sam and i would pull out the decorations and christma-fy the house while nik took mom out to the Festival of Trees, to have a nice suprise when she came home. i was going to buy little presents for everyone- from "santa" and give money to jim to buy/cut down a tree. i didnt really have a plan b- in case of my car.
luckily mom decided to have christmas- she said she snapped out of it and stopped feeling sorry for herself "how can i not have christmas? i always have christmas!" she had already started decorating when i got a ride to her house after work- 8 hours after my car said "fuck you". she would decorate and get everone together for dinner. im glad she came to. she loves christmas.