Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart
> +70°F (21°C) and above > Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. > People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
> +60°F (16°C) > North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. > People in Michigan plant gardens.
> +50°F (10°C) > Californians shiver uncontrollably. > People in Michigan sunbathe.
> +40°F (4°C) > Italian & English cars won't start. > People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
> +32°F (0°C) > Distilled water freezes. > Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
> +20°F (-7°C) > Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. > People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
> +10°F (-12°C) > Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. > People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> 0°F (-18°C) > People in Miami all die... > Michiganders lick the flagpole.
> -20°F (-29°C) > Californians fly away to Mexico. > People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
> -40°F (-40°C) > Hollywood disintegrates. > The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
> -60°F (-51°C) > Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. > Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold > enough.
> -80°F (-62°C) > Mt. St. Helens freezes. > People in Michigan rent some videos.
> -100°F (-73°C) > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. > Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
> -297°F (-183°C) > Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. > Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
> -460°F (-273°C) > ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). > People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
> -500°F (-296°C) > Hell freezes over. > The Lions win the Super Bowl
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