you tied a noose around your neck, and they pushed you over

o.o
>.<
o.O

kjaskjfskjhfakslhfaksljfdldslahg lhagl hgowenvodt ejiwvnskle.
.....


that is all.

yes

(http://jofish19.blogspot.com ) Joe, I totally agree with you on the writing what you want to write vs cesoring what you want to write because of... whatever reason.
i personally censor myself because im afraid of my family finding this, i guess. or even you guys back in kzoo... im sure theres a lot i could blurt out on here, but i keep it to myself because of what people might think. the random person that finds this blog- whatever- but my friends.. thats tricky. im typing as i think, so im sure this is a train wreck. i really need to go to sleep before i head to my other job.. so this is me rambling.. tired. but if i didnt censor myself if probably would just be a bunch of stuff like
"i've been hiding this from everyone.. im ________"
"i really wish i had never _______"
"only 3 people know that i ___________"
" i ______________________"
"i wish i would have slept with ________"

:D

your mother was a hamster...

yay! countdown to kzoo.
i get off work at epoch at 5pm.. home and out the door *hopefully* by 5:30... kzoo by 8?
we'll see..

anyway- they've announced the next costume contest on http://cityofheroes.com
i have some ideas, and i've asked the goth kid for ideas too. i dont know why, but i figured the brooding artistic goth kid would be able to come up with something archvillain-y. i dont kno why i keep calling him a kid. especially since i found out he's 29. *shrugs*
hopefully in the end its something "wow" and "thats fuckin cool"... at least enough for 2nd place. i just want the ipod. ;) and if not. i'll just whore it out and be a game slut. thats cool too. *shrug*
in either case, diva7 can suck my balls.

see you bitches soon-

aye amor, fue' una tortura perderte

im going to be in kzoo this weekend.
can i convince you bitches to go out clubbin?
as the wise dane cook said... "I just gotta DANCE."

anyone interested? ;)

run my baby, run my baby run

i had a post yesterday. due to bad connection or what not, it never posted- then i got frustrated and walked away.
i dont remember what words of wisdom i was trying to bestow to you, dear weblog readers- aka john and joe ;)

the only thing i do remember was i was going to close with words for the ages, as said by my sister...
after belching very loud...

"Good thing that didnt come out of my ass, or i would have shit myself!"



sexy.

this is my december...

i feel like im turning into The Dave. I've added calcium to my daily Olay vitamin pack which basically means im taking 6 pills in the morning. That just seems like a lot of tablets to me.
Now, at least is does. Back in highschool i dont think that would have made much of a difference. I was downing pain killers like it was my job- trying to stop the random/not so random pains throughout my chest and abdomen. when i left for college i all but stopped taking medicine- with the occassional tylenol...
hmm..
where the hell am i going with this.

can you tell i really have nothing better to write about?

if anyone is looking for new music- i recommend the new Cold cd. i likes cold.

at the moment i *should* be showering, going to the post office, checking out apartments, and grocery shopping. not at the same time, hopefully.

instead i am here-
all i really need is my sister to stop by with the baby. that would get me up and moving... out.
but she did give me a nice quote yesterday which i've remembered just so you fine people can use it in your daily lives. inspirational words, i guess.

after belching loud and chunky, my younger sister declared, " Good thing that didnt come out of my ass, or i would have shit myself!"


sexy. plain and simple.

peace out, dogs.

im ready im waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches you want me? come on and break the door down

random-

i hope jorids comes out with a cd soon- my sister was rooting for her for 'teh win'.

anyone want to take in a stray cat? the woman across the street died, and someone just let her cat out to roam the neighborhood til it dies, i guess. its big and white with a grey tail.

they switched over to a night crew at work, and didn't tell me about it. which i thought was weird, because that was the reason i was hired. im still at 6 am.
i ran into "Chris"- who is now on the nightcrew (the goth "im the biggest dork you'll ever meet" guy). he told me that he would mention to someone that i should go to nights. then he told me that i really caught him offguard from our previous conversation about action figures.
that really just made me wonder why he would try to have that conversation with me, if he thought i knew nothing about what he was talking about.
do people do that?
its not like im going to walk up to someone ive just met and say "hey, how about that establishing micro-credit type institutions in sub-saharan Africa?" *playful punch in the shoulder and then proceed to have a one sided conversation where the other person just nods for 5 minutes.
what was he expecting? "hey, the new transformers are pretty cool."
(1)- yeah, but i dont like how small the new Optimus is compared to Starscream. They even have him standing on a box, in the display. but i guess it doesnt matter... i have a handful of the energon series- it's not like im going to buy any more soon, unless they have a cool set of mini-cons or something.
or
(2) *blank stare* ... rrrrrright.

*shrug

8 days to my birthday.
and a couple weeks for Jofish. how old are you going to be this year? i never remember how old anyone is.. except that john is like... 40.

basic english

Examples why the English language is so hard to learn:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They formed a row on the side of the canoe.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, w hen the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

jet

I'm changing now the wind is at my back
And I'm so ready to go
And I cannot sleep tonight for tomorrow
Ain't gonna get to you tonight
Like a wild jet plain arrives - forgiven

See that your time wasn't a waste
Don't you let her leave you tonight,
you know she can't be sorry for affectionate lies
She's so sweet for her crimes
Like a wild jet plane, fly - forgiven

Now you'll never catch me looking back,
though I've still a long way to go
Don't you count on me tonight
You need to find your own way home
Like a sinking ship dives, like a wild jet plain arise - forgiven

sigh

A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants achauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drivearound in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Becauseof the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escorther on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartmentabove the garage and the starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says,"Yeah, well, you started it."

how can we fix this if we have no adhesion?

long time, no post.
what is up. does anyone ever look at this, except the occassional spam post?
any-hoo....

i was trained in the art of toys r us stocking by a 6'4" rail thin goth with red contact lenses. he was extremely bubbly for 6 in the morning. he actually reminds me of a combination of chris1, and old roommate who would run around my apartment naked pretending to mount my stuffed panda, and chris2 who i used to work with- who would work like a maniac and seems to be waiting for his father to just die. i cant remember the goth guy's name, so i just call him chris.
as the morning progressed, he attempted to "out-dork" me- in an attempt to prove he was a bigger geek, and therefore- the epitome of cool. ???
it confused me at first, until i realized what he was trying to do. his knowledge of toys- tv- 80s trivia etc etc... however, he didn't know that i had lived with joe, john, and adam... and i listened.

bring it on.

the only examples i can really remember were kinda like how he mentioned how he and his friends would do a little thing called "mystery scince theatre 3000" to movies like 'catwoman' but it was so bad that they couldnt even make fun of it. so i let him know that they should try the movie 'jesus christ vampire hunter:the musical" since we couldnt get through that one, either.
-marcy 1, chris 0.

then he let me know that he owns about 1,000 transformers. i told him that my transformers were set up in a battle scene ontop of the enertainment center with gi joes, rainbow brite, homies, and minicons dancing/fighting around their feet. he 'countered' by mentioning that they are making a live action movie- which i already knew, and told him i hope they dont fuck it up but it looks like they might have the right team assembled to make it. he then mentioned the 80s movie, and i told him how they said "shit" and it got people up in arms.
-tie.

later he started quoting Stewie from family guy, and i completed the last few lines when he quit.

nothing huge, just little things that the couple other people working there had no idea what he was talking about. i did. so i let him kno. i was in on all his little inside jokes wether he wanted me to be or not.


anyway. i've put in 74 hours in a week and a half at my other job- serving/setup/break down for a catering company. $12-15 an hour. they're hiring if anyone is interested. ;)

that is all for now.

continue doing what you were doing.