A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants achauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drivearound in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Becauseof the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escorther on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartmentabove the garage and the starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says,"Yeah, well, you started it."
4 comments:
That's a new low.
How do you get the word verification thing?
-j
jesus god. iS THERE NO STOPPING PEOPLE. i guess word verifiction doesnt matter, eh?
in the dashboard, theres a tab for comments, and you can select the word verification thing.. but i guess it doesnt stop these bastards.
and... BALEETED. fuck you colleen vesperman. shove your beauty products up your ass.
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